Every holiday, state troopers begin setting up sobriety checkpoints to decrease the traffic flow from sloth-like to gridlock. Here is what you are supposed to do. Give the officer your license and answer their questions. Here is what you don’t do. Trust me.
- Have a beer scented air freshener
- Ask if there are any escaped convicts on the loose
- Don’t take their picture
- Don’t talk about their gun
- Don’t say things like “You need a license to drive?”