Restaurant Seat Thieves

Go to Moe’s or some other fast casual restaurant when it’s really busy. Find an open table and park your family there while one person orders. If another family comes along with a tray full of food and there are no open tables, simply say you were here first even if you don’t have your food. If they refuse to move, sit on the floor and begin eating at their feet like beggar outside the kings gate.

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