Pick out one of your friends on facebook. Next, copy and paste one of their posts, but change out the proper nouns. Try to take similar photos, share the same status messages from other websites. However, the twist is this, you have to make your status messages better than theirs. I mean, that’s the point of Facebook right?
But don’t be surprised if she yells at you for being a sexist. “What? A woman can’t open a door herself?” I saw a young man open the door for his girlfriend as she was driving his truck. Maybe it was her truck. Regardless it was a ugly truck. I’m confused…
I don’t open the door for just women, I do it out of curiosity. Well, not really, doors are heavy, I do it because you look weak.
In the almost 30 years since I’ve been driving, I’ve seen the gradual decline of humanities driving skills. I’m all for mandatory yearly testing to remove drivers from the road that shouldn’t be allowed to maneuver a ton and half of metal that can potentially slaughter others.
I welcome our automated driving overlords! It will give me more time to eat, text, facebook, and VR.