God’s name in vain…

I heard a guy yelling at the pharmacy workers at Wal-mart and in the same breath he asked God to damn something and then asked for help from Jesus. Not sure if he knows if this is the same person (Christian Worldview of the Trinity), but that is a pretty bi-polar statement. I’m guessing he was just using slang because I doubt he held any deep theological beliefs.

Traffic Directors…

There is always one person at the four way stop that thinks they are a traffic director. They get there before you and wave you on like it’s their job. Don’t be this person, just follow the rules. A fun twist would be to wave someone on, then go. You might get hit, but the law will be on your side because you go there first and they didn’t go in the nanosecond that you waved them on.

Hashtag usage…

There is a time and place for hashtags. They are supposed to be short and readable. #dontdoahashtaglikethis #notproperhashtagusage. Those are hard to read. At a minimum, if you are going to build a long hash tag, use camel casing. #itMakesTheHashTagMoreReadable. If your hashtag is that long, just spell it out as a sentence.

#hashbrowns

Backward Hats…

At what age did you turn your hat around from the improper backwards configuration to the proper direction? I think for me it was never, because I always wore my hat the correct way. There is nothing sadder than seeing a grown man with his cap on backwards. That and wearing a polo, cargo shorts and flip flops at the same time.